Stella, our last foster kitten, went back to the Humane Society this morning to find a forever home.
I have to admit: I said no more foster kittens, but this wide eyed little black puffball grew on me. I fell in love almost instantly with this fuzzy little bundle of energy. I discovered quickly that she is definitely not as innocent as she looks.
She's an absolute terror - but a cute one. When she wasn't stealing our food off the table, breaking all of my things, or traumatizing the other cats, tiny Stella was a cuddler. I woke up at least once a night to find her nuzzling up between our pillows, or sometimes on my pillow, right against my face.
Just in case you've never had to deal with a naughty kitten, this is what its like.
Here is a day in the life of Stella:
6:00am - Rise and shine! Get the people out of bed by curling up against their faces and smothering them.
6:15am - Investigate the tub.
7:10am - Check out the dining table. If you happen to smell something enticing, wait until the people are busy, then grab the food and run away with it.
7:15am - Clean up time after the people take their waffle back.
9:10am - Spy on the people while they work and rummage through any open containers. Be sure to bite, claw, and play with everything - especially if the people seem annoyed or the item is important to them.

11:00am - Cuddle with the other cats. When they least expect it, bite them then run away.
12:10pm - Find a cord to wrestle with, preferably a cord attached to something heavy that can be pulled or knocked off the counter.
1:30pm - Take a nap.
1:45pm - Climb the house plant.
5:30pm - Dinner time. Hang around the table and look cute. Maybe they'll share...if not, try to drag something off the plate and sneak away with it.
7:35pm - Fall into the toilet so the people have to give you a bath.
9:30pm - Find a place to curl up with the people while they read in bed. Dream about tomorrow.

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